In Defense of Handjobs
Look. Listen. Orifices are really fun, obviously. I have several that I very much enjoy using, an oral fixation that remains insatiable, and a wealth of experience in the pleasures of putting various things inside of various holes. That said. I feel as a society we have neglected to fully appreciate the humble handjob. Its […]
Let Me Put it in Your Butt
Let me put it in your butt. If you want. I definitely do. And by it I mean my fingers, my strap on, butt plugs, or anything else with a flanged base. The way I imagine some men feel about the clitoris, this amazing pleasure button that you want to push as much as possible. […]
Review of Ohnut Rings
I’ve had these rings for several months now but I’ve only used them a couple of times. The last person I used them with suggested I write a blog about the experience, so here you go! Did you know the average vagina is only around 4” deep? That depth increases-often dramatically-when aroused, but it isn’t […]
Review of Flex Condoms
Like many, I have long preferred Skyn condoms. They are industry standard for good reasons. They are latex-free, come in many sizes, and I’ve never had one break. Well say goodbye Skyns, because the Flex condoms by One are miles better. One is an excellent condom company. They sell condoms in dozens of sizes, and […]
Micro-dosing Pleasure
Shortly after the 2024 US Presidential election, Brené Brown wrote a post about hope as the antidote to despair. When Trump was elected for a second time, I wanted to feel despair. I wanted to feel lots of things, but mostly all I felt was exhaustion. Partially from listing to election coverage but mostly because […]
The Dance: Choreographing our First Meeting
First encounters are always a little awkward, a bit stilted. After all, we are only just getting to know each other! The real magic unfolds with time, over drinks, after a show, in the afterglow, within the sweet splendid moments of calm when we are together, and at ease. But how do we get from […]
Why Do You Screen That Way?
I understand that you might be nervous about sending me your real name and verifying information. What will I do with it? How is it kept secure? What if you get blackmailed? What if I am arrested and my devices seized? What if Phryne is secretly an FBI agent who has put years of effort […]
Art That is Secretly Based on Escorts
Barbie and the Bild Lilli Doll Since her inception in 1962, Barbie has been specifically marketed to girls as a “teen-age fashion model.” She was revolutionary because she was the first doll created for children that was not itself a child. Barbie is an aspirational toy for girls, an idea of […]
Hygiene 101: Touching the Butthole
When meeting a companion, good manners are the best way to ensure that you both have an enjoyable experience. The second best way is impeccable hygiene. In the week leading up to your session, brush and floss twice daily. If you don’t get bi-annual dental cleanings, try to schedule one a […]
You don’t need to apologize
…for gaining weight …for losing weight …for being short …for being skinny …for being fat …for being a virgin …for having many partners …for having a smaller than average penis …for having an average penis …for taking a long time to come …for not coming …for coming quickly …for only wanting to talk …for only […]