Let me put it in your butt.
If you want.
I definitely do.
And by it I mean my fingers, my strap on, butt plugs, or anything else with a flanged base. The way I imagine some men feel about the clitoris, this amazing pleasure button that you want to push as much as possible. That’s how I feel about the prostate. I’m very good at it. I have slim dexterous fingers and endless patience. If you’ve ever thought you might like a pretty girl to play with your butt, I encourage you to come visit so that girl can be me.
“But Phryne! What if my butthole isn’t as clean as the driven snow? What if I *gasp* get poo on your fingers? I would die of shame!!”
Fear not, dear one. I know what I’m about, and disposable gloves exist for a reason. As do washable sheets, bleach, extra slippery silicone lube, and an array of easily sterilized toys. One does not gain my breadth of spelunking experience without a few messy cleanups. If you’re inexperienced in the joys of anal play, follow these guides for cleaning: How to Clean your Ass, Anal Sex Prep
Then come see me.
If you are an anal expert who doesn’t need to be soothed and guided, skip this blog post and fill out the booking form immediately. We will both be glad you did.