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February 28, 2024February 28, 2024

Why Do You Screen That Way?

I understand that you might be nervous about sending me your real name and verifying information. What will I do with it? How is it kept secure? What if you get blackmailed? What if I am arrested and my devices seized? What if Phryne is secretly an FBI agent who has put years of effort into creating a flawless online presence? Shouldn’t she spend that time catching terrorists? Why is it so important that she know the name of the person she will be alone with?! WHAT IF SHE STEALS MY ORGANS TO PAY FOR HER ADDICTION TO LEGO SETS!?!?!

Ok, some of those questions are silly but some are legitimate worries.

Protecting your information

My screening/booking form, when submitted, is sent only to a secure, encrypted, offshore server that is not beholden to US subpoenas. Once I have verified your information, it is deleted from that server. On the extremely unlikely chance that law enforcement uses their limited resources to arrest me, (unlikely largely because of my strict screening requirements, and my significant privilege as an independent high-end companion) there is no information on any of my devices that can be traced back to specific clients. I use Signal for texting communications, a non-US messaging app that is encrypted and does not retain or even have access to the messages sent on the platform. If my email or Signal were subpoenaed, there would be no way for the contents of those servers to be accessed by law enforcement.

Those are the main ways I protect your information, though there are some other steps I take that I will keep close to the vest for the sake of privacy and discretion. Can’t have the powers that be knowing all of my tricks 😉

I keep the information you provide as safe as I am able, but…

Why do I require it in the first place?

To put it as bluntly as possible, the information I collect from you is used to make sure that the person who walks in the door is someone I am 99.9% sure is safe and not a murderer or rapist. If you are not a murderer or a rapist, your personal information will never be revealed to anyone else. Even if someone were to behave rudely in a session, attempt to charge back a digital payment, or refuse to pay a cancellation fee, I still would not use their information to take vengeful recourse. Blackmail is after all a crime, and one should only commit one crime at a time. Not that I have ever done anything illegal, but as I am operating in a legal grey area, I do not care to add any categorically illegal activities to my repertoire.

However, my professional discretion does not extend to violence. If a client causes me purposeful physical harm, I will not hesitate to use every legal avenue at my disposal to make sure they are held accountable. If you don’t intend to cause me physical harm, your information will never be seen by anyone else.

With that established, to keep myself safe I must assume that anyone who refuses to provide their identity is intending to do me extreme violence. I’m not suggesting that everyone who doesn’t want to share their real world information is dangerous or anything other than an excellent client. But for my own safety and peace of mind, I cannot make exceptions to my screening for anyone. The only way to ensure that I am safe and whole for the people who deserve my attention, is to only see clients who comply with my screening. If you are extremely well-known or otherwise in a precarious position, I am happy to sign an NDA.

The positives of screening

When you book a meeting as a new client, it is essential that we are both relaxed and confident that the person we are meeting is safe. I cannot be relaxed and welcoming if I have no idea who you are. You cannot be relaxed and calm if you don’t trust me. To calm your nerves and demonstrate my care for my clients, I maintain a Twitter account with 5+ years of posts, I have several blog posts describing my empathy and compassion for everyone I allow to see me, and I have multiple reviews* by people who have met me and left happy, safe, and with all of their organs.

By complying with my screening, you have taken the first, most important step towards ensuring I will be comfortable and happy in your presence. In fact, it is the ONLY step you need to take. I have set up my booking form to gather all of the information I need from you to make me feel safe when we meet. It is quite literally all you need to do to ensure a meeting with me. Well, and pay a 10% deposit if you are a new client. But that is it! You only have to do two things, and our mutual happiness is assured! Few joys in life come so easily.

I excel at seeing the value and goodness in every client I have the pleasure to meet; it is my overarching goal as a companion to help you feel good in your body and guide you to appreciate the excellent qualities I see in your mind. When you comply with my screening requirements, I already know you are a person worthy of my time.

Will you ever see me without knowing my real name?

Yes. When sex work is decriminalized in the US, I will reevaluate my screening requirements. If you want that to happen, contact your representatives and let them know that sex work should be decriminalized for the safety of all workers and clients. Until that day, I will continue to require real world information from everyone who wants to be intimate with me.

*Reviews: Private Delights & TNA

August 15, 2023February 28, 2024

Art That is Secretly Based on Escorts

Barbie and the Bild Lilli Doll

Since her inception in 1962, Barbie has been specifically marketed to girls as a “teen-age fashion model.” She was revolutionary because she was the first doll created for children that was not itself a child. Barbie is an aspirational toy for girls, an idea of themselves older and brimming with confidence. And with a fantastic wardrobe. When Barbie was created, she closely resembled another doll with a very different backstory…

From 1952 to 1961, the German tabloid Bild ran a comic strip called “Lilli”. Lilli was a beautiful young woman with blond hair pulled back into a high ponytail, face accented by a single curl in the center of her forehead.

In each comic, Lilli is the focus of the single panel and is often dressed in revealing clothing, or disguising her nudity behind some conveniently placed object. I don’t speak German, but by cobbling together other sources and using Google translate, I am quite sure Lilli lives a lavish life funded by her many boyfriends. Her looks and wit get her into-and out of-many amusing situations.

Lilli frequently laments that no one is looking at her when she is wearing skimpy clothing. She knows she is beautiful and refuses to keep her beauty to herself.

Always sexy and clever, Lilli in the comic strip was frequently involved with and supported by wealthy men. Although a few comics portray her in an office job:

She is usually leaving or arriving, but rarely actually doing the job, whatever it may be. Her main focus is to look and dress beautifully and be admired while doing it. Her expansive wardrobe is certainly not within the reach of a secretary (?) in her 20s, and some comics outright state that her lifestyle is funded by her romantic partners.

In one she appears at a friend’s door covering her naked body with a newspaper, saying “We had a fight and he took back all the presents he gave me.”* If she was not an outright sex worker, Lilli was assuredly a well-kept woman who relied on her boyfriends to support her lifestyle.

The Lilli comic was so popular that in 1953 the tabloid launched a doll version of her. Around 130,000 were made between 1953 and 1964, at which point the Mattell company bought the rights to the character and Lilli was discontinued. As a doll she was an extremely popular “gag” gift for men both in Germany and internationally. One German advertisement for Lilli stated that she was “always discreet” and “the star of every bar.”** Bild even sold a Lilli swing to attach to a rearview mirror, so Lilli could swing while you drove.

Although I love the fact that a character who may have been a sex worker existed and inspired Barbie, Lilli was not particularly three-dimensional. Some scholars have decried Lilli as a “sex doll”*** and a “sex toy”****, and argue that she is only a caricature of a man’s idea of the perfect woman.

Lilli was certainly a product of her time and is not a particularly flattering depiction of women or sex workers by contemporary current standards. But I think she was more than a sex toy. Operating within the bounds of femininity in the 1950s, Lilli the character had a happy life. She used her charms to get what she desired, without being shamed for the way she chose to live.

*Referenced by M.G. Lord in Forever Barbie: The Unauthorized Biography of a Real Doll. I have been unable to find an image of the exact comic.

**https://theamsterdamtoymuseum.com/bildlilli

*** Ariel Levy, Female Chauvinist Pigs

**** Eve Ensler, https://theamsterdamtoymuseum.com/bildlilli

July 11, 2022March 9, 2023

Hygiene 101: Touching the Butthole

When meeting a companion, good manners are the best way to ensure that you both have an enjoyable experience. The second best way is impeccable hygiene.

In the week leading up to your session, brush and floss twice daily. If you don’t get bi-annual dental cleanings, try to schedule one a few days before the session. Not the day of! Brushing and flossing can open tiny cuts in your gums, so you should avoid cleaning your teeth right before we meet. If you’re coming to see me, I will direct you to freshen up with a shower. Please avail yourself of the mouthwash!

When showering at my space, you will note that I have provided you with a towel, a washcloth, and a robe. The washcloth is not a suggestion. Typically it is fine to wash with just soap and your hands; however, a washcloth is essential for enjoyable intimacy. It serves three functions- 1) It gets into cracks and crevices that may be too narrow for your hands. 2) It exfoliates. This isn’t something you need to do everyday, but lightly exfoliating your body weekly removes dead skin cells that cause body odor. 3) It removes loose hair. If you don’t regularly exfoliate, your body hair may shed at inopportune times. No one wants hair in their teeth!

Now that you have the washcloth in your hands, you should use it vigorously! Lather it up with body wash and scrub away. There’s no need to chafe yourself but you should take care to scrub all your skin and pay special attention to the nooks and crannies. This means: armpits, toes, skin folds, and especially your groin. If you are not circumcised, be sure to pull back your foreskin and clean underneath.

And finally, turn your attention to the most important aspect of personal care- cleaning your butthole. This is an essential and too often neglected part of hygiene. “But Phryne” you may say “I don’t want anyone to go near my butthole.” That’s fine of course, but you should always clean your ass before intimacy. Any smells or unwashed bits will be very apparent when a partner is between your legs. Please follow Phryne’s steps for a sparkling booty:

Choose your weapon. Washcloth or fingers are acceptable.
Turn your back to the shower head and let the water run between your cheeks.
Move your legs apart and tilt your pelvis back so that your cheeks separate.
Using your finger or a washcloth, very gently scrub the exterior of your booty hole. Rinse and repeat until clean.
(optional) If you are hoping for attention to your booty*, a more thorough clean is necessary. Insert the first knuckle of one finger (covered with the washcloth if you prefer) into your butt. Make 2-3 circles with your finger. Remove, rinse, and repeat 2-3 times.

Once you are squeaky clean, dry off thoroughly! Don’t forgot to dry all the crevices you just washed, and your hair if it is damp.

Slip on the cloud-soft robe and come join me…

*These instructions are not sufficient preparation for anal sex/pegging. Please see a comprehensive guide to deep cleaning here.

November 20, 2019July 11, 2022

You don’t need to apologize

…for gaining weight

…for losing weight

…for being short

…for being skinny

…for being fat

…for being a virgin

…for having many partners

…for having a smaller than average penis

…for having an average penis

…for taking a long time to come

…for not coming

…for coming quickly

…for only wanting to talk

…for only wanting to cuddle

…for only wanting sex

…for having a fetish

…for having a kink

…for seeing companions

…for being married

…for being single

…for never having touched a woman intimately

…for never having touched another human intimately

…for loving sex

…for masturbating

…for being asexual

…for being shy

…for being nervous

…for needing guidance

…for asking questions

…for being assertive

…for having boundaries

…for saving up to afford my time

…for seeing other companions

…for liking toys

…for not knowing what you like

…for having a disability

…for saying “no”

…for being submissive

…for being dominant

…for only booking an hour

…for being chronically ill

…for having a terminal illness

…for only seeing me once

…for seeing me every day

…for wanting affection

…for needing affection

June 29, 2019August 20, 2019

On being out to my family

All of my immediate family members know that I am a companion. Many of my vanilla colleagues do as well. My mother goes out of her way to check Phryne’s Twitter account if I haven’t texted her in a few days. My graduate advisor asks after my safety and points out typos on my website.

Despite being out to the majority of my family and friends, I did not enter this world aiming to be so open about my choice of career; rather I came out gradually as I grew tired of bending the truth for the (perceived) comfort of the people closest to me. There have certainly been some emotionally charged conversations, but by and large I am glad that I have the privilege to be out to my family, because it gives me a valuable opportunity to extend a nuanced view of sex work to people outside of this community.

My mom is my #1 cheerleader. My father prefers not to talk about this aspect of my life. Between these extremes there is a vast range of discomfort, fascination, and confusion. As an educator, I embrace these reactions as a chance to counteract the often harmful and vitriolic rhetoric surrounding sex work. Where a close friend might once have taken such rhetoric as fact, I can provide an alternative narrative that highlights the many benefits of paid companionship. It may take several conversations, but when I teach my already sympathetic friends about my choice to become Phryne, they can in turn share that knowledge and spread awareness even further.